Posted by: salamandercandy | May 3, 2008

Trailers For Extremely Dorky Molecular Biology Movies

Drama:

“Did you genotype those samples yet?”

“I keep seeing this weird band on the gel, Professor Brown.”

“What are you using as a positive control?”

“My own tissue. The size actually matches that rare microsatellite allele you carry… I think my sample is contaminated with your DNA.”

“I’m afraid I did contaminate your sample with my DNA… 25 years ago.”

“…Father?”

Romantic Comedy:

“Susan was a vegan, scrabble-playing ancient history buff. Michael was storm-chasing cowboy who collected Soviet-era computers. The only thing they had in common… was that neither had anything in common with anybody else. J. Felsenstein Productions presents: Long Branch Attraction.

Converge with someone.”

Science Fiction:

“We found the reviewers’ comments to be helpful and insightful, and we believe our new manuscript, which incorporates their suggestions, is a substantial improvement over the original.”

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